I burned my nose on my tea kettle today. Don’t laugh. Well, OK, laugh, but only for a moment. All done? Alright, let me explain. I’ve had the tea kettle for a couple of months, and while pouring some hot water into a cup a few days ago, I got the distinct smell of burning […]
Having a hard time getting to the gym for a workout or on a bike for a long, exercise-filled ride? I know, I know — it’s tough! There’s so much to do and so little time to do it in, so how the hell are you expected to take time out to exercise? For example, […]
Just about anyone who drinks wine at home has bought or received one of these things as a gift. You know what I’m talking about — those contraptions that are so ridiculously large that you can’t fit them in a silverware drawer, never mind your back pocket. They look more natural sitting on the counter […]
About a month ago I decided to try switching from coffee to tea. There are great benefits from drinking tea, especially green and white teas. With coffee, not so much. Some people say they don’t want to give up drinking coffee because it helps keep them regular. That’s just an excuse to keep drinking it. […]
As I’ve mentioned before, the kitchen in my apartment is TINY. Tiny enough that pack rat me must be ruthless about the kitchen gadgets I keep around taking up space. So far, I have managed to forgo a blender, a Cuisinart, a pasta machine and many other handy machines. I don’t think I would use […]
I don’t know about you, but any time I’ve gone camping, I’ve always had a boner problem. You know, after pitching your tent, you head off down to the stream with your Chubby to catch the night’s dinner. When you do catch something on your rod, you’re now looking at a major boner problem. I […]
Remember Vince, the ShamWow guy? You know, that crazy infomercial dude who, for some unknown reason, loves to wear a headset whenever he’s pitching a product. Alright, maybe I shouldn’t make fun. Maybe he’s got some kind of disability that requires him to wear a headset all the time, sorta like lung cancer patients with […]
